Adri 🌹

aut0resp0nder:

This week on tumblr:
everything’s a fucking virus
im a virus
you’re a virus
don’t even touch your cat that’s a virus too

ohshititsgreg:

QUICK THERE’S NO TIME GRAB MY BONER

officialvaporeon:

but what are the perks of being a wallflower

baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

charlienight:

pickup line: hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe

marxvx:

if i as a retail worker have to work with a dozen cameras pointed at me to deter me from stealing $10, cops should have to work with a camera pointed at them to deter them from arbitrarily maiming and killing people

calumashtons:

me: *gets jealous*
me: chill

maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun